rosaliesass:

Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient in 2006: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient: I should do what?

Carlisle:

fuwsona:

octoexpansionz:

UH OH SISTERS!

newdoges:

ghostsisreal:

lumpatronics:

mentosmorii:

yarrayora:

mentosmorii:

8tracks finally realized that no one was going to treat it like spotify 2.0, and you can listen again for free (with ads, of course) which of course means We’re Back On Character Playlist Content 2018 folks

hey zoe i just need you to know that it’s 2018 and i drew an 8tracks cover art for a ‘massacre route’ playlist i finally remember how it feels like to be alive

Character playlists are the only valid past time on this bitch of a planet, thank you for reviving a lost art. Make sure you have adblock/ghostery so you can listen to your jams ad-free + sequentially 

This is the best news of 2018 I’ve gotten

thank fucking god

thadeeliv:

ranty9000:

quasarden:

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

More accurate portrayal of how this generation acts than the entirety of “life is strange”

i thought this was a real post for a minute

cursedcatimages:

he too fly gonna pull up in that rari

moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

luvmangosdope:

imsofargone24:

😂

😂🤣😂

mossbian:

my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe

me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…

my wife: just like in skyrim? :)

me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea